Verifiable proof that William Shatner was NOT the fifth Beatle!
Here at the Shatner Research Institute, it is important for us to investigate any information of a Shatner-ly nature. It has come to our attention that there is a movement about to crown William Shatner "The Fifth Beatle". Well, supplicant, this is not the case as shown below. We took the time to locate and find people who could be it. As you can see, William Shatner is not even in the top 20.
The cononical list of the all of the Beatles!
- John Lennon
- Paul McCartney
- George Harrison
- Ringo Starr
- Pete Best
- Stu Sutcliffe
- Billy Preston
- Yoko Ono
- John Sebastian
- Barry Gibb
- Paul McCartney (the one alive today --the one who died in 1968 is number 2 on the list)
- The members of "Beatlemania"
- Klaatu (this is the band that was rumored to be the Beatles performing under a different name)
- Linda McCartney
- Donovan (The one who sang "Hurdy Gurdy Man")
- Eric Burton
- Dave Clark
- Peter Frampton
- Charles Manson
- Steven Stills
- Roger Waters
- The members of "Badfinger"
- Pete Townshend
- Maurice Gibb
- Mike Nesmith
- Mick Jagger
- Freddie Mercury
- Papa John Phillips
- Donovan (The one who sang "Atlantis")
- Robert Plant
- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
- Elvis Presley
- William Shatner
- David Bowie
- Melanie
- Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
- Carlos Santana
- Donovan (The one who sang "Mellow Yellow")
- Alice Cooper
- David Crosby
- Falco
Worship Shatner or the evil screaming pod-boy will get you!
