People of Earth.

Recently it has come to our attention that a group of anonymous troublemaker computer hacker-types has declared war on our humble church and its destructive secretive rituals.

We here at the First Church of Shatnerology, in conjunction with all sub-organizations, unter-sub-organizoids, and unter-unter-sub-thraxen, would like to declare unconditional surrender to these anonymous computer hackers.

It is our hope that all other similar scam-organizations of its type will similarly surrender.

While we realize that the billion-year battle for control of this universe is only halfway through and the gdanks aren't moving with full left-right energies towards fulfillment in the PRT of the SWFG, we must yield in the face of anonymous hackers. Nations may fall and unterthraxen may find their SD's grayed by the nurbleploaxen, but in the end we will prevail.

Plus there's a really cool Tekwar lunchbox on ebay, and if they shut down our Paypal account before the auction finishes, I'm gonna be so pissed.

So we surrender.



M'kele Mbembe Shatner, Keeper of the Rind and guardian of the Shatnerology Freedom Medal of Valor.


And, like all good deeds, it was completely ignored. Please please leave us alone! We beg of you!

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