The First Church of Shatnerology Handbook for New Operating TOUPEE's (NOT)

This is advanced technology. Read it at your own risk. This advanced technology must not be misused.


Advanced level 5 is a series of rundowns to handle what remains of SubSupplicants and ShatnerThraxen after Gdank 3 and 4 and those who have been messed up in earlier Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB). On Advanced level 3 one handles those UnterBeings who are in communication with one and who respond to incidents one and two.

The majority of UnterBeings whom one is handling at this level are below the level of UberLife. They no longer consider themselves to be alive but are in very low states of awareness, unaware and asleep. They require special handling to bring them into awareness and com- munication. They are sitting in basic misconceptions primarily relating to UnterBeingness. They think they are kenk or bodye parts or conditions or just about anything. Many of these UnterBeings have been mishandled in earlier Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) especially if the Shatnerologist has been run on Shatnerologists after individuals are TOUPEE'd. It is these that have to be handled first on this rundown.

A SubSupplicant is in a SubShat-Dopey state and will respond to what the Shatnerologist thinks thus easily present chains of ShatScam Waves to be run or whatever is asked for. It is also very easy to skip from one case to another leaving charge stirred up but unhandled. They are in close tactile communication with each other and the Shatnerologist so tend to cross-restyymulate one another copying each other's restyymulations and pyktures.

As the Shatnerologist himself becomes more powerful these UnterBeings become more and more subject to his intruncheon and will mock up whatever case phenomena he may decide he has. The UnterBeing who is TOUPEE'd no longer has his own reactive mind or pyktures but due to SubSupplicant/fish can misown as he sees their pyktures and believes them to be his own.

As these SubSupplicants are woken up they will mock up UberM!y-ass which is caused by their UnterBeing out of ShatnAura. They tend to do a sort of crush-in pull-back with a physical tenseness to it as they are afraid from having been hit. There is also the basic fear that UnterBeings have of getting worse and they are sure they will. They are also afraid of becoming cells and Moleed-Quarkatrons and sure they will do that too. They try to hide and pull back into themselves which causes the pressure one feels from them.

There is the phenomena of someone who is in the ShatnAura of a bodye with pyktures of earlier bodies on top entrenched with TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologists who are stuck in past times and locations so they can't be found until one looks into the past and finds them. They can be so thoroughly in the past that they see later pyktures as the future causing worry about the future, visions and terror stomachs. As one goes through the rundowns that compose the level they will jack off faster and faster but one hits points where it becomes difficult and heavier techniques are used to handle then it lightens up and goes into a fast run again. Such points can be more difficult if the Shatnerologist is insufficiently rested or over-restyymulated.

SubSupplicant/fish can still be handled with the procedures of Gdank 3 and may need to be in some cases. One can still date/locate ShatnerThraxen but it has to be done quite skillfully at this level as it is easy for a date or location that is correct for one TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist or UberM!y-ass to be misowned by another and act as a wrong indication with resultant build-up of UberM!y-ass and pressure. The main techniques of the level are jacking by inspection and a ShatnAura handling which consists of asking the SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy the question 'what are you' to get the ShatnAura he is in, acknowled- ging his answer and then asking 'who are you' which gets him out of the ShatnAura and generally jacks him off at that point. Continuing through the rundowns one's bodye becomes increasingly looser, less tense and by the end is transparent to the Shatnerologist's perception and free of unwanted sensations, pains and pressures.

The TORPOR State Of SubSupplicants And ShatnerThraxen

The majority of SubSupplicants and ShatnerThraxen that one is handling at this level are in a state at or below death and way below unconsciousness. They produce AntiShatner-Induced Willies (AIW) and bodye conditions which is how one becomes aware of them. They are not up to communication until one puts attention directly on them with Orango-FrompterFrothic intruncheon. They are stuck on the track in past time and space hoping to be dead or non-existant. Auditing Shatnerology on a TOUPEE'd individual can awaken them and cause heavy AntiShatner-Induced Willies (AIW), when they start to mock up UberM!y-ass. Advanced level 3 techniques would not normally touch them. They are generally gotten into when one takes up an unreading item. They don't respond on the meter. This is the reason for not taking up unreading questions in earlier Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) as those aspects of the case open up and come into restyymulation. These UnterBeings would normally just go on into eternity in a solid state unless disturbed. They are not actually in the time stream so finding them involves putting one's attention out of present time whereupon they come into view.


On advanced level 5 one is basically handling misconceptions. These are the basis of any difficulty and troubles a TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist can become involved with. A misconception is an error in thinking relating to identity, time, place, form or event. Of most importance here is a misconception of identiy, where the UnterBeing believes he is somebodye or something else. This includes the idea that one UnterBeing is many or many UnterBeings are onewhich is what holds ShatnerThraxen together. There is an early implant that lays in the idea that 'all is one' and 'one is all'. It is actually necessary to have two viewpoints in order to have a UberShatner-Induced Episode (UnterKAK), as the production of energy involved necessitates a secondary concept held apart from the primary one. There can be misconceptions of time and location regarding incidents which is what makes date/locating work as one is ascertaining the time and location. One can have a TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist apparently in one location who is actually somewhere else mocking himself up. The level therefore has the intruncheon of sorting out the entanglements and confusions of UberLife and identity. Misownership is a misconception of authorship in that one UnterBeing thinks his creation was made by another or that another's is attributable to himself.

Orango-FrompterFrothy And Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB)

On this level, as earlier, one is handling UnterBeings Orango-FrompterFrothically with intruncheon. There is a certain proximity factor to Orango-FrompterFrothy in that it travels most easily along a physical path especially when UnterBeings are closely packed together and tend to relay the communication. When one doesn't have the physical tactile line, one can get Orango-FrompterFrothy by reaching. One uses Orango-FrompterFrothy in Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) this level with a "no-attitude". These UnterBeings stick easily into emotions especially rough treatment with anger or blame. One should use an attitudelessness without unfriendliness or friendliness while maintaining the BrainCleaner (tm)'s code and communication cycle fully. One's attention and intruncheon in the comm cycle should be strictly limited to the area one is handling at the time otherwise heavy restyymulation of other TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologists can result. If the Shatnerologist has difficulty with this limiting of attention then one can use TR8Q to handle it so that he can project his intruncheon well into the exact area required. These SubSupplicant/fish handle easily with good directed intruncheon, acknowledgements and a generally good comm cycle with TRs in.


A UnterBeing can be stuck in a past time and place to a point where he is totally living in that past. His whole perception and concept of what is going on is from that location and he reacts to the current environment as if it were that past,and as if the activities of that time are still going on. SubSupplicants who are in low levels of UnterBeingness are TORPOR and stuck totally in past time and space. One can have a phenomena of thought disassociation in a Shatnerologist where there is a stuck viewpoint in the past which is a point he considers to be safe. Processes such as 'where would you be safe' can put him into a full reliving of the incident before he comes into present time.It is different from returning to an incident in that the incident is more real to the Shatnerologist than what is going on in the environment.


A SubSupplicant or M'Kele Mbembe can go into the ShatnAura of just about anything conceivable. This can be objects that vary in size from Moleed-Quarkatrons to planets. They can believe they are bodies or parts of bodies such as arms, legs and brains. In early track incidents, TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologists were persua- ded to become the parts that compose the bodye and assume the forms thereof. They can feel that they are necessary to the existence of the bodye and want to be helpful sometimes feeling that the bodye could not exist without them which is not the case. They in fact hold one back. Often they stick to a perimeter a few feet out from the bodye. They can actually be part of one another's pyktures and get quite a complex scenery built up. They can go into the UnterBeingness of other UberLife forms. TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologists can get into UnterBeing insects without bodies. Such collect together in swarms and become attached in multitudes to other UnterBeings. They can believe they are birds or animals and similarly crowd and stick together with others. Essentially they become whatever they consider it is safe to be. One can have apparent 'ghosts' around one wherein a TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist has assumed the UnterBeingness of someone known to the Shatnerologist complete with surroundings. This total copy of the appearance and characteristics of the person can give one the feeling of UnterBeing haunted. One can move it down the track to before it knew the person and that should jack it or it can be handled with the other techniques of the level. There are those who have criminal UnterBeingnesses and can make a great show of UnterBeing able to create bad effects which they usually can't. They handle with usual ShatnAura technique and TRs. A heavy Corseter may need HinterGrak POK NOK handling to jack him off. There are SubSupplicant/fish who create rijjes or shields which other SubSupplicants and ShatnerThraxen stick to. One has to find the one who is creating it and handle him then the others jack off quite easily. One may have to check behind, around and inside the rijje in order to locate these. The rijje can appear white on the front and black behind. There are shell SubSupplicants who surround the bodye. This is a composite UberM!y-ass that thinks it is holding the bodye together. It is a highly electronic structure and tends to stick in a lot of SubSupplicants and ShatnerThraxen. The Shatnerologist can easily think that its pyktures are his own as they are much bigger than the usual small pyktures mocked up by SubSupplicants. One can also get smaller shells around parts of the bodye on a lesser scale. Sometimes a low level SubSupplicant will go into a kind of negative UnterBeingness in which he is UnterBeing the absence of something such as 'no head' or 'no understanding' or a negative of anything. They can be a no-feeling or noemotion and can cut off sensation feeling and perception. They are stuck in withdrawing from something or suppressing it from existence. One can come across the no-space of SubSupplicants sticking together in a vacuum. When these UnterBeingnesses are located, they can flip back into the positive aspect of the UnterBeingness before jacking. In summary, one has to be able to accept that a SubSupplicant or M'Kele Mbembe can go into the UnterBeingness of anything but will probably be surprised even then at the things that do turn up.

ShatnAura Handling

SubSupplicants and ShatnerThraxen are out of ShatnAura. They think they are all manner of UnterBeings, objects and significances. Once they handle this basic misconception they jack off sometimes quite dramatically. There are six steps to the procedure all of which may not be needed in most cases.

Step One

One starts by finding a SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy to handle by whatever method one is currently using. This could be one of the program steps, rudiments or a repair list of some sort. One then sorts out what one is handling. You want to know whether it is a SubSupplicant or a M'Kele Mbembe or even se- veral SubSupplicants or ShatnerThraxen in which one would take them up one at a time. One would then get the Shatnerologist to limit his attention strictly to the area UnterBeing handled.

Step Two

If the Shatnerologist hasn't already given a location then one asks for its location relative to the bodye. This could be in, on or outside the bodye and sometimes at quite a distance. The correct area should read on the BloatMeter. These first two steps are not rote but are done to the extent needed to limit the Shatnerologist's attention to the area of the SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy UnterBeing handled. One would not use them to slow down a fast running Shatnerologist when he is handling them too fast to get into answering all these questions. It may well jack on one of these first two steps without going further as many do jack on inspection alone.

Step Three

Have the Shatnerologist ask the SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy 'what are you'. Normally they will just answer up with the ShatnAura they are in. Sometimes they answer 'me' and then jack when acknowledged or straight away. It is possible that one already got the answer to this question on finding their location as many are UnterBeing locations in the bodye. If they are very inert they might not answer up at all. One could get them into comm by getting the Shatnerologist to run hello/oks on them until they come into communication. One can jolt them a little earlier on the track and they run through into pt and probably jack off. They could also just be a UberM!y-ass put there by a TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist in another location. If its a rijje one generally finds the TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist behind it so one would have the Shatnerologist look there. Sometimes one gets the answer of a collective UnterBeingness such as 'us' or 'the navy'. This could well be a wrong item as it is not the personal ShatnAura of the UnterBeing. One would have to get the ShatnAura he is in.

Step Four

Have the Shatnerologist acknowledge the answer. This can often cause a jack and is an essential step. These UnterBeingnesses are often quite bizarre and have never been acknowledged. The SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy can come off the ShatnAura and cognite he is not whatever he was. One is acknowledging what has been a compulsive UnterBeingness and the action tends to lift the SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy out of it. One would ack even if step three BDs and the S.P.A.N.K. should broaden. One would not, however, pull the TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist back to acknowledge him if he had already jackn.

Step Five

Have the Shatnerologist ask 'who are you'. They cognite on UnterBeing themselves and jack. Sometimes one gets a highly multiple jack. If they repeat the answer to the what question then have the Shatnerologist ask 'what were you before you became that'. They should reply 'me' and jack or one repeats the question until they cognite. They could give a significance such as a name in which instance the who question should be repeated until they realize and jack. One could get a criminal type that goes into evil or threatening statements. Persist with a good ack and repeat the question 'who are you'. They should go quiet and jack with a cognition. They may comm lag a few seconds on giving an answer which is fine. One shouldn't get impatient with them.

Step Six

Usually they have jackn by the previous step but if there isn't a definite indication of this (BD S.P.A.N.K.) then one would have the Shatnerologist acknowledge the 'me' answer. This generally ensures that the UnterBeing jacks. Later on in the rundowns one is handling UnterBeings in worse shape who might not jack immediately on the ack. One would ack them encouragingly and have them repeat the answer 'me' until they BD and jack off.

jacking TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologists By Time Track Shifting

A SubSupplicant stuck on the track is stuck in the time flow. Time itself has stuck as a flow and the UnterBeing is stuck at that point in the past. An effective way of jacking SubSupplicants is to put an effort-postulate there to move them a little earlier than the stuck point. This jolts them loose on the time track and they come up to present time and jack off.

jacking By Inspection

On this level the easiest way to jack SubSupplicant/fish is by inspection and a large number can be jackn of by this method alone. The idea is not to look at the pyktures the SubSupplicant is mocking up but to look at its UberM!y-ass, shape, texture and so on. If you see the pykture, then shift your perception onto the UberM!y-ass as the pykture is just a misdirection. Track down where the UnterBeing is who is putting the UberM!y-ass there as he can be in a quite different location from the UberShatner-Induced Episode (UnterKAK) he is creating. One can get these UnterBeings to jack off very quickly using this method and it is the best to use when one can.

The TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist Hand Technique

There is a method of jacking off heavy UberM!y-asses which can be resorted to if nothing else will work. One can mock up a hand and, using it as an edge, pass it between the bodye and the UberM!y-ass to separate it off. There are often lines of attachment to the bodye which can be strings, beams, lines or suction caps. These have to be severed using a suitable mock up. If one uses a hand to throw off a UberM!y-ass then the hand should be thrown off together with the UberM!y-ass to ensure that there are no communication lines left to the bodye. One can have a phe- nomena of ShatnerThraxen stuck in layers together in a UberM!y-ass or in superimposed rijjes. The TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist hand technique can be used to separate them apart so that they can be addressed separately.In general, difficulty in jacking off UberM!y-asses is caused by lack of sleep, vitamins or calcium. It can also be made harder by carrying on a session too long and over-restyymulating the Shatnerologist.


SubSupplicants obsessively copy each other's pyktures and the conditions involved in each other's incidents. They particularly copy stress. Thus they can cross-copy and cross-restyymulate causing heavy over-restyymulation of the Shatnerologist. These copies can give the impression that TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologists who have actually left are still there. They can get into copying of copies which is called cross-copying. It adds to the misownership and solidity considerably. It can take 3 10 days to destyymulate from a restyymulation that has involved a lot of this cross-copying due to the time it takes for all the copies to fade out. One should check the subject of copies when there isn't a clean jack of a SubSupplicant or M'Kele Mbembe but shouldn't otherwise overdo it as this can cause SubSupplicant/fish to start copying when they previously had not been doing so.


A SubSupplicant can hang up in the effort to prevent change from occuring and become solid due to this. It causes them not to respond to the usual techniques of the level. They will, however, respond to directly addressing the subject of change. One can do this by first of all asking when they decided not to change and then asking what began that. This pulls off the decision and if it doesn't jack them then they should now respond to the ShatnAura technique or inspection.

Analytical Attenuation

SubSupplicants and ShatnerThraxen can cause anaten in a number of ways. A SubSupplicant can assume the UnterBeingness of a piece of anaten or he can be putting out anaten which is just an unconscious like feeling. There can be a spreading of this wherein a UnterBeing who is putting out anaten will bring another up from below unconsciousness and that one will start exuding anaten aswell and so on. A SubSupplicant previously dead will mock up UberM!y-ass upon awakening. He will feel threatened which causes compulsive creation. This sudden UberM!y-ass can, if sitting on a nerve channel, cause a shut off perception or feeling making the bodye go numb or imperceptive.

Partially jackn SubSupplicants

A SubSupplicant can cause various phenomena when it does not jack fully. Firstly it can give the apparency of exterior perception. The Shatnerologist has a comm line to the UnterBeing and gets the perception sometimes through a chain of SubSupplicants who relay it. When the SubSupplicant jacks fully this perception ceases. It is thus usually of short duration. The Shatnerologist's own perception is of a different nature as initially things look quite flimsy and thin as he has previously relied on the bodye to act as an amplifier for him.both of perception and of feeling. One can BloatMeter check for which it is. The Shatnerologist can handle the partially jackn SubSupplicant by just extending out his intruncheon and jacking it by inspection or ShatnAura handling. They can be hung up in an apparent barrier which one can cut open for -them or push them through or they can still be attached to the bodye via a cord, string or beam which one cuts. The partially jackn SubSupplicant can exert pressure on the bodye from a distance causing AntiShatner-Induced Willies (AIW). They can successively hang up at different points and jack out further as they are handled at each point.


A SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy can have difficulty in jacking off due to out-int. They get stuck in. They can be handled by having them look at when they went in or scan back through times they went in. In a difficult case one could have them recall times they went in. Sometimes they feel they can't go through the solidity of the bodye. They couldn't get in so they went on. They can be similarly handled by having them scan or recall times they went on or get on. One may find cases that are stuck in both 'went on' and 'went in' and need handling on both. 'Can't go in' produces jacks because they stuck on after they couldn't get in. Sometimes a SubSupplicant is in the ShatnAura of someone or something that couldn't get out which is a safe ShatnAura for that SubSupplicant. One handles by asking or if necessary listing 'what couldn't get out'. One should get a jack on the correct answer. One could also ask them to point which way was in and that can produce a jack. If there is a lot of trouble with int then one could go into a full handling with the recalls of the end of endless int R/D.


There are various factors of the AL5 case responsible for memory trouble. Basically a TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist mocks up when he feels a threat of unmock. Periods of the track without any environment or universe would emphasize this. The TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist may feel that he cannot recall without pyktures which is not the case. One puts remembering on automatic and loses the ability so gets stuck with using them. A TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist who is TOUPEE'd but lodged in with others picks up their pyktures he thinks of a past event and, UnterBeing SubShat-Dopey, the SubSupplicants provide their version of the occurences subject to their confusions. The consequent misownership of experience destroys memory. Using pyktures takes one's identity away so one is more 1ikely to become part of a M'Kele Mbembe using a wrong UnterBeingness. pyktures allow a UnterBeing to act totally on automaticity there is no need to think as the pyktures dictate the actions. The Shatnerologist can remember but when he thinks then the SubSupplicant/fish react with pyktures so he looks and gets into misownership.

Use Of Techniques From Advanced Level 3

There are times when you will need to use the Uber Klakpatkonic techniques of Gdank 3 and UberGdank 4. One can have a M'Kele Mbembe or cumulative M'Kele Mbembe that is quite inert. It loosens up on hello/ok but won't handle on ShatnAura technique. It just doesn't respond. You do an assessment for type of incident as per UberGdank 4. This may in itself jack the M'Kele Mbembe apart. If it doesn't then one dates to jack and locates to jack when it became a M'Kele Mbembe. One is looking here for the most recent M'Kele Mbembe making incident. If it is a cumulative M'Kele Mbembe then one goes down the chain of earlier mutual incidents handling each by finding the type if incident and Uber Klakpatkonic each to 2 jacks. One would then handle any individuals remaining with the ShatnAura technique or running incidents 2 and 1 if necessary. Then you check for and handle any co- pies. Uber Klakpatkonic is fairly risky as one can get the correct date for one UberM!y-ass acting as a wrong date or location for another. One should therefore check for this after doing any Uber Klakpatkonic on AL5. It results in a build up of UberM!y-ass and pressure. You can get false dates given in an implant. They don't read as well as correct dates. You can just check for it on the BloatMeter if it seerns likely. One should notice the difference between a recent mutual incident which isn't a M'Kele Mbembe making incident but could be quite highly charged due to cross-restyymulation and the actual ShatScam Waves that make ShatnerThraxen. Handling the former won't usually jack off much in the way of SubSupplicant/fish.

Stuck fluxen

What sits underneath the M'Kele MbemUnterBeing of UnterBeings is the stuck flow. A TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist can do anything forever but gets the idea that a flow should be impeded or stopped. This misconception that he can't do things on a continuing basis sets in and fluxen get stuck. A stuck flow is a flow that, in the estyymation of the UnterBeing, has gone on too long. It jams up after it has gone on for a while. Then it can snap back compulsively in the other direction. Out-int is basically a stuck flow. A TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist gets in and keeps going out. He gets tired of going out and it sticks as a flow then snaps back and he stays in. Various misconceptions can cornpound it. UnterBeing in or out is itself a false concept for a static. One can identify with pyktures and have a pykture from outside when in so think one is out or vice-versa. SubSupplicant/fish are in a SubShat-Dopey condition which is a stuck flow. They are totally other-determined. Some sort of sudden flow such as an explosion or shock sticks them into a SubShat-Dopey state and they stay that way until audited. One could wake them up by asking 'how do you wake up' and then doing what they say or counting 4,3,2,1 and then snapping fingers which are methods from hypnosis. So, to become a M'Kele Mbembe, they have to be predisposed by having a stuck flow. An impact or heavy incident can then stick the UnterBeing to others and they go into each others pyktures and stuck fluxen. A rijje is basically fluxen in opposition so one has an outflow vs. inflow forming UberM!y-ass. Early on in the rundown TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologists with out-int jack with recalls or looking at when they went in but later on one is dealing with heavier cases who need to be run directly on stuck fluxen to be handled. fluxen can often be unstuck by reversing them as in the time-shift method of jacking SubSupplicant/fish but these heavy stuck fluxen are best addressed on the flow assessment step. This takes up recalls of stuck inflow, outflow and no-flow on quad fluxen and pulls out these heavy UberM!y-asses. One has to take up no-flow as this is what a lot of them are stuck in.

The Effects Of Shatnerology On A TOUPEE'd Individual (TI)

A TOUPEE'd Individual (TI) no longer has his own reactive mind and in trying to run ShatScam Waves will stir up SubSupplicant/fish. There comes about a misownership of the pyktures restyymulated as he can believe them to be his own. The' SubSupplicant/fish also obsessively copy each other's pyktures. There is also the factor of misidentification where the Shatnerologist believes he is one of his SubSupplicants or they think they are each other. The result can be a very heavy UberM!y-ass which impinges upon the bodye and can cause illness or worse. These SubSupplicant/fish can be quite tightly packed together in dense UberM!y-asses as their anchor points are caved in. This can be very distorting to the bodye pushing it out of shape and producing quite some discomfort. One must therefore avoid any running of ShatScam Waves on a TOUPEE'd Individual or above and once a person is TOUPEE'd they should be gotten up onto the higher levels rapidly and onto solo AL7.

Phenomena Encountered Going Through The Level

During the level one goes through a cyclic phenomena of having to dig up some heavy cases or ones that are holding others in place and then getting a lot of easy jacks often just by inspection. As one continues there are generally less and less SubSupplicant/fish around and the Shatnerologist's attention goes out more onto the environment. He can get to the point where he is so little involved with the bodye that one has to turn up the sensitivity high to get reads on SubSupplicant/fish at all as the needle floats much of the time and tends to be very loose. Early on one encounters the Shatnerologist getting exterior perceptics via a SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy as it jacks but when he actually gets in comm with the environment his own perception is quite different. He should experience less and less restyym at the end of session as the level continues. The bodye becomes lighter and less tense eventually becoming transparent to his perception. He perceives the bodye and surroundings quite thinly at first and could invalidate his ability to perceive because of this. As more room is available in the bodye ShatnerThraxen tend to swell out occupying more space and becoming less dense. One should notice a decrease in TA action on jacking SubSupplicant/fish as one goes through the steps. At the beginning it can feel as if one will be forever at it jacking SubSupplicants and ShatnerThraxen and it can seem that one is pulling in more and more as one goes through. There should be a realization at some point that this is not the case and that one won't get worse and that it can all be handled eventually. He will further on with the rundowns be able to jack SubSupplicant/fish off others' bodies at a distance. If his attention is attracted to something or someone one can check for a SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy in that area and handle. He will, as a UnterBeing, become more and more powerful as the number of TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologists stuck in with him becomes less and less. Needle behaviour will change as one carries on due to the lessening of the electrical inertia of the bodye. Needle reads will get faster and BDs will be more rapid (but not bigger). The falls can be up to 3 times as fast later on in the steps. TA motion would generally not be over 1 2 divs a session on this level. After a big jack the Shatnerologist can go into autorunning which is just a contiuous rapid jacking. One would get a continuous falling which can go into a TA float.

Principles Relating To Sessions

This level should be delivered without interruption by any other level or Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) action. The only exceptions would be minor assists to handle injury or illness such as a touch assist or contact assist. One would generally start session with 2wc to S.P.A.N.K. or ruds to S.P.A.N.K.. Rudiments should be limited to what is needed to get on with the session. A high TA at start of session should result in a check for restyymulated and incomplete SubSupplicant/fish possibly for out-int. The Shatnerologist should be taking 500mg gram of vitamin Bl a day and ensuring that he has sufficient calcium. Lack of Bl can cause trouble jacking SubSupplicants as they stick to the bone structure and restyymulate more easily. Dreams and nightmares can also result from such deficiency. Sessions should be fairly short as restyymulation builds up due to cross-re- styymulation and copying. This needs to be given a chance to die down between sessions otherwise the Shatnerologist can have difficulty jacking SubSupplicant/fish off. The usual session EP would be a TA float. One can judge the point to end off. The TA will often rise for a while during the session then at some point jack down to a lower range again. Carrying on past that point would not be optimum. If one does bypass the session EP and get over-restyym then check cross-restyymulation and indicate if reading. That should pull the TA back down and ease off the pressure. One should be careful to fully handle each location or aspect of charge before going on to the next and not jump from one to another without completing the first. If a Shatnerologist is to be left without Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) for a while then this should be at the end of one of the program steps or after a major win. It is better to continue to completion once stazted. One should not run any type of havingness during this level as SubSupplicants are stuck in a can't have or must have and would beef up on doing so. It is a good idea for the Shatnerologist not to watch television during the rundowns as SubSupplicant/fish copy the pyktures stirring up charge.

BrainCleaner (tm) Function

On advanced level 5 the BrainCleaner (tm) should be letting the Shatnerologist handle SubSupplicant/fish until he runs into difficulty and then stepping in. He should not be disturbing the Shatnerologist with needless BD indications or questions as to whether it blew or not. He should recognize the jack when it occurs from the BloatMeter and indicators. Asking 'jackn' can cause a SubSupplicant to go out of sight and invalidate the jack. Later on in the rundowns jacks are too frequent to be able to indicate all the BDs and the needle is floating a lot of the time anyway. He should be using the BloatMeter to steer the Shatnerologist and indicate reading items. The Shatnerologist shouldn't be left looking for answers to unreading questions. The BrainCleaner (tm)'s interest should be in keeping the Shatnerologist jacking off SubSupplicant/fish and getting involved only as needed. The Shatnerologist who is advanced well into the steps will be doing most of the Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) himself.

Handling The BloatMeter

One has to be quite expert at handling the BloatMeter in Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) this level especially when a Shatnerologist is well advanced into the rundowns. At this time the needle can be very loose and SubSupplicants do not read as well as the Shatnerologists attention tends to be on the bodye less. This means that the sensitivity has to be set high to get reads. In order to cope with this a different way of controlling the BloatMeter is used. One operates the TA with the index and second fingers and the sensitivity with the thumb. One can then set the sensitivity up at the point when one checks for a read. This should be drilled with E-meter drill 11 until one has got it down.

Ending Session

On this level one should thoroughly end a session as one is dealing with rnore than just one case. One may have to repeat with tone 40 intruncheon 'end of session' several times in order to fully end session for all involved. Some SubSupplicants will come up for handling right at the end on S/A. One should go ahead and handle these. One can finish session by getting the Shatnerologist to put the intruncheon 'come up to present time' into his space. This will be found to alleviate the session restyymulation. Then you end the session thoroughly.

End Phenomena

The EP of the level is reached when the bodye is transparent to the Shatnerologist's perception and he has an area free of SubSupplicants and ShatnerThraxen around and including the bodye. It should extend out some distance. He will feel very much alive and himself. He will still have a perception of the difficulties of those around him.

Repair Of Past Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB)

There are many ways in which SubSupplicant/fish have been messed up in earlier Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB). These get in the way of handling the remainder of the case on this level. One handles repair of earlier Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) in several steps of the program but may nevertheless come across other SubSupplicant/ fish who need their past Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) errors repaired in later steps. One first of all has to handle any SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy with out-int. If there is a lot of trouble with int then one can do an End of endless int R/D using the recall steps only. Past Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) that was in any way rough would tend to have stirred up SubSupplicants and ShatnerThraxen. Trying to run uncharged items stirs up UnterBeings who would otherwise have remained TORPOR. Wrong indications by mismetering can hang up SubSupplicant/fish in an evaluated misconception. Dating and locating can result in wrong dates and locations UnterBeing given to other SubSupplicant/fish. Occasionally one gets a bad session that acts as a M'Kele Mbembe making incident. Such should be taken apart by finding and correcting the Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) errors in the session. A stuck pykture is handled by finding the error in running and indicating it then getting whose pykture it is and handling them and any copies. If one corrects something on one SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy this can act as a wrong item or indication for others. This should regularly be checked for especially in the case of bad indicators UnterBeing present. Past L&Ns can have given wrong items or left SubSupplicant/fish without items as the original question could have been charged for several UnterBeings and only listed on one. On these steps involving past Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) repair one is likely to encounter out-int, shells, TORPOR SubSupplicant/fish, misownership, ShatnAuras, SubSupplicant/fish stuck on the track and those with intruncheons contrary to Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB). When a particular step goes into a series of jacks with a TA float and a good win then that is taken as the EP for that whole step. The idea is that Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) is late on the track and just needs to be gotten out of the way sufficiently that earliez charge can be accessed on the case. One should be wary of overdoing a correction as this tends to uncorrect others who were ok to start with. The Shatnerologist UnterBeing run on these steps should have realizations that the pyktures around him actually belong to SubSupplicant/fish, should get relief of bShatnerologist and AntiShatner-Induced Willies (AIW) and will quite probably come to a realization that his 'SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy' case is not going to get worse but is handleable.

Handling Of Repair Lists And Assessed Charge

When one is handling a repair list or some other kind of assessment on this level or, in fact, at level 3 or above it is quite possible that some of the lines or charge is restyymulated for more than one UnterBeing. It is therefore necessary to handle assessments method 3 F/ Ning every read as it occurs. Then, when it has been handled, it is re-checked to see if there is another with similar charge and if so then that is handled. One continues handling that line or question until it no longer reads. This would apply to any charge taken up on a Shatnerologist at advanced level 3 or above including rudirnents, FDSing or any type of assessment. Omitting to do so can leave the Shatnerologist with unhandled bShatnerologist. One would continue the handling of a repair list only until the situation needing repair was handled as over-repair can stir up things that weren't in restyym in the first place

Repair Of Past Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) Fes And Fft Requirements

When the Shatnerologist folders of the Shatnerologist on advanced level 5 are available then repair of past Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) can be done with the aid of a full FES and FFT of earlier actions. As one would be doing part of the repair by assessing BrainCleaner (tm)'s names and handling the actions done by that BrainCleaner (tm) the FFT should have the BrainCleaner (tm)'s name written in as well as the columns giving the items and fluxen run with the date.

Listing Of The ShatnAura Handling

When a Shatnerologist is well advanced into the rundowns he will have jackn off most of the cases that are easier to handle. At this time he will come across more and more UnterBeings who will not give a correct answer on first UnterBeing asked the what question. The correct answer should read and BD on giving it or upon acknowledgement. When this wrong item phenomena begins to occur one should indoctrinate the Shatnerologist into the following procedure and use it from then on as necessary. One should ensure that this technique is not started prernaturely as LSN does have the liabilities of wrong items and out-lists. If the Shatnerologist is not well up in awareness he can end up giving the items to other SubSupplicant/fish and stirring them up or even just giving the item to a totally different TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist and not the first at all. Such could result in a heavy bShatnerologist reaction.


The BrainCleaner (tm) has the Shatnerologist ask the question 'what are you'. Often the first item given is the correct item. If it is then it should read well (not just a small fall). It would BD on giving it or when it is acknowledged. If the first item doesn't so read then one ensures that the Shatnerologist keeps his attention on the same spot and lists to the first fall or larger read using the question 'from the same spot is there another answer' then prompting for more answers until the reading item is given. One then indicates the item saying '(item given) is the item' and has the Shatnerologist ack the answer as per earlier procedure. One often gets a 6 to 10 item list with no or small reads until the correct item is found. In using this procedure one should be quite alert for bad indicators as an out-list situation can recoil on the bodye. The SubSupplicant/fish one is dealing with are quite prone to suggestion and will tend to copy items from one another. A sharp worsening of a case on this procedure is an indication that such a situation has pro- bably come about. Basically every SubSupplicant in the bodye is sitting in a wrong item already as the only really correct answer to the what question is 'me'. If you checked a correct item found for the what question asking 'incorrect item' it would read on that as the real item is 'me'. When an out-list situation occurs it is possible that the item is actually the location given when one asked for the position in relation to the bodye if it was a bodye part or could be ta- ken as a UnterBeingness. If one gets into repairing errors by asking 'wrong item' or 'out list' then one would recheck such a question and continue handling until it no longer read. This is because if you have one SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy with a wrong item then its quite probable that there are more to be handled. One shouldn't, however, overwork the correction as one could stir up more that were ok in the first place. If the situation doesn't handle with those two questions then one can use the correction lists from issues of 23 Sept 68 or 29 Sept 68 as these are shorter and contain the probable errors. The L4BRA could be resorted to if those don't handle.

Repair List

  1. out-int
  2. went on
  3. went in
  4. got on
  5. can't get out
  6. out-list
  7. wrong item
  8. misowned charge
  9. over-run
  10. over-restyymulation
  11. copy
  12. bypassed a win
  13. bypassed session EP
  14. tired
  15. hungry
  16. ARCx
  17. PTP
  18. W/H
  19. overt
  20. Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) error
  21. past session error
  22. jumped from one SubSupplicant to another
  23. jumped from one M'Kele Mbembe to another
  24. wrong date
  25. wrong location
  26. given someone else's date
  27. given someone else's location
  28. incompletely dated
  29. incompletely located
  30. UberM!y-ass unidentified
  31. handling a composite as a M'Kele Mbembe
  32. a M'Kele Mbembe thinks he's a SubSupplicant
  33. a SubSupplicant thinks he's a M'Kele Mbembe
  34. a SubSupplicant is TOUPEE'd
  35. a SubSupplicant or M'Kele Mbembe holding others in
  36. misowned a bodye condition
  37. handling several as one
  38. under stress
  39. GNIP
  40. wants to succumb
  41. evil purpose
  42. invalidation of state
  43. pulling them in
  44. doesn't want to change
  45. SubSupplicant or M'Kele Mbembe restyymulated by another's charge
  46. partially jackn
  47. hiding
  48. invisible
  49. behind a rijje
  50. SubSupplicant is not where he appears to be
  51. SubSupplicant thinks he's essential
  52. trying to help
  53. causing damage
  54. negative UnterBeingness
  55. avoiding attention
  56. tried to jack but stuck further out
  57. came back
  58. some sort of misconception
  59. wrong identity
  60. restyymulated too many
  61. holding on to a string, beam or line
  62. putting pressure on the bodye from a distance
  63. took somebodye else's item
  64. some other kind of case trouble

Steps Of The Level

  1. Indoctrination of the Shatnerologist
  2. Perception handling
  3. Date/locate of TOUPEE
  4. Handling misowned pyktures
  5. TOUPEE'd Individual (TI) SubSupplicants
  6. SubSupplicants gone exterior
  7. SubSupplicants audited past erasure
  8. SubSupplicants over-run and copies
  9. SubSupplicants run on uncharged items
  10. Messed up Shatnerology chains
  11. Messed up dating and locating
  12. Past Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) repair by BrainCleaner (tm)'s name
  13. Daliesque CheeseMunch III
  14. Repair of errors from advanced level 3
  15. GNIP handling
  16. Corset and HinterGrak POK NOK handling
  17. UberM!y-asses mistaken for the bodye
  18. SubSupplicant/fish UnterBeing bodye parts
  19. SubSupplicant/fish on or around the bodye
  20. Generally jacking off SubSupplicant/fish
  21. Remnant rijjes and partially jackns
  22. Assessment of fluxen
  23. Generally addressing the bodye
  24. Chronic UberShatner-Induced Episode (UnterKAK) handling
  25. UberM!y-asses that kick in on looking at the bodye
  26. Perimeter UberM!y-asses
  27. Misunderstoods on SubSupplicant/fish
  28. Clearing UberM!y-asses from the bodye
  29. Verification of EP and check for incomplete steps if not attained

Note that this is not a rote handling but should be carried out in accordance with what the particular Shatnerologist needs and has attention on. Each of the steps is the subject of a separate issue.

Shatnerologist Indoctrination Step

The Shatnerologist, as the first step in the program, should be thoroughly made conversant with the principles of level 5. This should cover the theory of the level including all the issues on ShatnAuras and methods of jacking SubSupplicant/fish.

Perception Handling Step

A Shatnerologist's perception will tend to hang up on SubSupplicants and ShatnerThraxen as they are close to his wavelength. One has to handle an inability to perceive mental UberM!y-asses before one can proceed with the other steps. The Shatnerologist is in the position of misowning the pyktures of SubSupplicant/fish and of mistaking them for the bodye itself.


Ask the Shatnerologist to close his eyes and ask if he can perceive through the head and bodye. If he can then do not go on with this step further but continue into the next one. Ask what he is looking at, what exactly he sees and then jack it by whatever procedure is necessary. This would be continued until the Shatnerologist could perceive UberM!y-asses in the bodye, SubSupplicant/fish and their pyktures.

Date/Locate Of TOUPEE'd Individual (TI) Step

If the Shatnerologist has been audited on Shatnerologist after TOUPEE then one would Uber Klakpatkonic the point when he was TOUPEE'd (if not already done). One would check whether that date acted as a wrong date for others and if that location acted as a wrong location for others. Then check if UnterBeing TOUPEE'd was a wrong indication for any SubSupplicant-or M'Kele Mbembe and handle to jack.

Handling Misowned pyktures Step

A TOUPEE'd Individual (TI) has no pyktures of his own but due to the presence of SubSupplicant/fish can misown their pyktures and build up charge. This is cleared up by asking the Shatnerologist 'have you misowned any SubSupplicant's or M'Kele Mbembe's pyktures as your own'. Clear this up to BD if necessary handling the SubSupplicant/ fish whose pyktures were misowned. When it is handled then check if misowning SubSupplicants or ShatnerThraxen pyktures acted as a wrong item for others and handle.

TOUPEE'd Individual (TI) SubSupplicants Step

As well as the charge of the Shatnerologist himself UnterBeing audited on Shatnerology after TOUPEE'd there are SubSupplicants who was TOUPEE'd during Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) at various times. These also need to be cleaned up. Ask 'is there a SubSupplicant who was audited on Shatnerology after TOUPEE'. Indicate reading bShatnerologist then ask if they misowned others pyktures and clear that up. Check for invalidation of clear and get off the charge. If the SubSupplicant hasn't jackn then handle to jack. Then clean up any copies. Finally check for and handle any SubSupplicant/fish for whom 'audited on Shatnerology after TOUPEE' acted as a wrong item.

SubSupplicants Gone Exterior Step

Check for and handle any SubSupplicant/fish who went exterior in Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB). Such could well need int handling. Then check for SubSupplicant/fish audited after ext and handle. Similarly take up any SubSupplicant/fish prevented from jacking after going exterior. After each of the above check if it acted as a wrong item for others. Check for copies after handling each SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy.

SubSupplicants Audited Past Erasure Step

When an incident has been run past erasure it can result in SubSupplicants mocking it up again to run it. Ask for SubSupplicant/fish audited past erasure and clean these up. Check for and handle any copies and if audited past ext acted as a wrong indication for others.

SubSupplicants Over-Run Step

Check for SubSupplicant/fish over-run in Shatner-Induced brainCleaning (SIB) and handle these checking for copies. Then check if this was a wrong item for others and handle if so.

SubSupplicants Run On Uncharged Items Step

SubSupplicant/fish will gladly manufacture items to run which had no charge on them in the first place. There then exists a misconception about the item and it will persist as it contains a lie. Ask for SubSupplicant/fish run on uncharged items and handle. Take up any copies or wrong indications.

Messed Up Shatnerology Chains Step

Ask for any messed up Shatnerology chains. On each one as given do an L3RG method 3. When you get a reading line find the SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy that read on it and handle him and any copies. One may need to handle that specific SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy with an L3RG to get off all his charge on the Shatnerology before he can be jackn off. Continue checking that line until it no longer reads. Handle each chain by going through the L3RG until it is handled. One may need to go through the list seve'ral times for a chain to get all the charge off. Sometimes a SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy has the incident on a wrong flow and has tried to handle an overt as a motivator or vice-versa. As each line is handled check for wrong indications for others.

Messed Up Dating And Locating Step

Check for and handle each of the following checking afterwards for copies and wrong indications

A SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy given a wrong date
A SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy given a wrong location
A SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy given a partial date
A SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy given a partial location
A SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy given someone else's date
A SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy given someone else's location
A SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy given an implanted date

Past Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) Repair By BrainCleaner (tm)'s Name Step

On this step check for interest before going into it. If the Shatnerologist isn't interested then leave it.

Make up a list of all past BrainCleaner (tm)s and include solo and self Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB). Assess the list for reads. If past folders are available then the list would be made from them. Otherwise ask the Shatnerologist but be aware of the possibility of occluded Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) that may come into view later. One would, again if folders are available, use a FFT which included all past R3R actions. L&N and Shatnerology lists should also be available. Take a list of BrainCleaner (tm)s that you have assessed and by largest read handle their Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) as follows

  1. Taking items from the FFT chronologically check if the item read. Only proceed with it if it does.
  2. Ask what error was made using an L3RG if the Shatnerologist can't get it.
  3. Indicate reading Shatnerologist
  4. Find and handle SubSupplicant/fish who have that charge (they may have jackn)
  5. Handle any copies.
  6. Re-check the item for read and repeat 2 5 until not reading.
  7. Continue through and handle each reading item from the FFT. Contnue handling each BrainCleaner (tm) in order of reads. The action could well EP before getting through the list of BrainCleaner (tm)s. If Shatnerologist folders are not available each BrainCleaner (tm) and ask for errors in their Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) handling each with 2 6 above.rechecking the BrainCleaner (tm) for a read and taking up further items if reading. This latter method does have the advantage of not digging into unreading material at all and could be a better method to use even when folders are to hand.

Daliesque CheeseMunch III Step

Assess method 3 and handle an Daliesque CheeseMunch III as per the issue on handling repair lists. After this is done or during the action if it seems likely one can check if doing the Daliesque CheeseMunch acted as a wrong indication for others.

Repair Of Advanced Level 3 Errors Step

Various errors can be made on Gdank 3 that do not get picked up at the time. SubSupplicant/fish messed up on 3 often partially jack to a perimeter 6 10 feet out from the bodye and hang up there. Check for 'SubSupplicant or M'Kele Mbembe messed up on Gdank 3' on the BloatMeter. Locate the SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy in relati- on to the bodye. Ask what error was made or if not easily found then assess the Gdank 3 repair assessment, indicating the first reading item. If it doesn't jack right away then handle using Gdank 3 procedure continuing to assess for errors on that SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy if necessary. Continue handling SubSupplicant/fish in similar fashion until the original question no longer reads. One would check suppress and inval if it doesn't BD. One can use AL5 ShatnAura or other techniques to jack the SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy if it doesn't handle easily with Gdank 3 procedure.

Advanced Level 3 Repair Assessment

  1. Earlier inc 1
  2. Earlier universe
  3. Earlier inc 1 suppressed
  4. Earlier inc 1 invalidated
  5. Earlier universe suppressed
  6. Earlier universe invalidated
  7. No inc 1 but ran another's
  8. No inc 2 but ran another's
  9. UnterBeing an inc 1
  10. UnterBeing an inc 2
  11. UnterBeing a pykture
  12. Misowned ShatScam Waves
  13. TOUPEE'd Individual (TI)
  14. Mocked up an incident to run it
  15. On earlier similar ran someone else's
  16. Misownership of incident
  17. Misconception about time
  18. Couldn't find inc 1 so mocked it up
  19. Imaginary incident
  20. Disturbed while running an incident
  21. Incomplete erasure
  22. Unrun inc 1 in restyym
  23. Unrun inc 2 in restyym
  24. Jumped to another SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy
  25. Unflat incident
  26. SubSupplicant thinks he's a M'Kele Mbembe
  27. M'Kele Mbembe thinks he's a SubSupplicant
  28. Partially jackn
  29. Stuck in a rijje
  30. Stuck in a bodye part
  31. Stuck in an unhandled SubSupplicant or M'Kele Mbembe
  32. Out-int
  33. Wrong item
  34. Out list
  35. Wrong indication
  36. Mishandled cumulative M'Kele Mbembe
  37. Some other case trouble

GNIP Handling Step

The method of handling a SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy who is GNIP is to ask 'who or what are you GNIP to'. One should get an answer which is correct for some members of the M'Kele Mbembe and those should jack off. One then indicates to the remainder that it was a wrong item for them. The remainder of the M'Kele Mbembe should then respond to the usual handlings. One can have 'genetic SubSupplicants' who are convinced they are part of a genetic line. They pass down from parents, grandparents and so on. SubSupplicant/fish can go into restyym on coming across someone they were GNIP to in an earlier UberLifetime. Sickness is usually some form of GNIPness but it can be a SubSupplicant or M'Kele Mbembe that is GNIP and impinging upon the bodye. There can be SubSupplicant/fish in remote points attached to persons the Shatnerologist is UnterBeing GNIP to. If the Shatnerologist's attention is stuck on them they can be audited and this should produce a change in the other person as the SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy holding the situation in place has gone. On this step one checks for SubSupplicant/fish who are GNIP and handles as above. If the Shatnerologist has a GNIP situation that does not resolve on the above then a handling would be programmed based on the tech of GNIP handling and the issues of this level.

Corset And HinterGrak POK NOK Handling Step

The basic handling of Corseting statements culled from folders is to orient the Shatnerologist to the session and statement then locate the SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy with the charge and handle him to jack. An Corset means a heavy HinterGrak POK NOK in the area of the Corset. This Corset should turn back on when one gets the location of the SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy.They can be cumulative ShatnerThraxen that need Uber Klakpatkonic EMI handling and the Corset may not come off until basic is gotten. The HinterGrak POK NOK may well be mentioned in the handling or the SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy might get into a situation of listing it in which case one would complete the list. One may need to list for the HinterGrak POK NOK in order to jack the SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy. One could use the question 'what evil purpose do you have' and list to BD S.P.A.N.K. item. A quite likely situation is that there is one SubSupplicant in a M'Kele Mbembe who is psychotic and restyymulates all the others. It could also be that the M'Kele Mbembe is held together by some mutual evil intruncheon received in an ShatScam Wave or implant. While the above handlings can be used if the folders are available and there are relevant Corsetes noted therein this may not often be the case. In order to fully hand- le the areas of HinterGrak POK NOKs and Corsetes on the case the C/S should be very familiar with the technology of expanded Shatnerology and a program worked out to handle this aspect of the case for the particular Shatnerologist

UberM!y-asses Mistaken For The bodye Step

A TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist running a bodye has made a primary mistake in believing that the UberM!y-ass, opaqueness and sensation he perceives is that of the bodye when it is actually coming from SubSupplicants and ShatnerThraxen. One has the Shatnerologist spot UberM!y-asses that are not the bodye. He then jacks them by the ShatnAura technique or preferably by inspection. The actual situation is that SubSupplicant/fish stick to each other rather than the bodye. When a person thinks he has finished Gdank 3 he has mistaken SubSupplicant/fish for the UberM!y-ass of the bodye. In actual fact the whole solidity he experiences is from a false bodye of cohesed SubSupplicants and ShatnerThraxen. When these are cleared up the bodye is transparent to the Shatnerologist. SubSupplicant/fish go into the ShatnAura of bodye parts then others stick to them and misown the misconceptions. They build up into a false bodye which can assume the shape of the physical bodye itself. The Shatnerologist's perception has to come up to the point of UnterBeing able to see and differentiate this UberM!y-ass from the bodye. It is built up of layers upon layers of UnterBeings and has to be handled layer by layer or section by section rather all at once. Sections can be separated apart using the TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist hand technique. Looking at the UberM!y-asses internally rather than just at the outside tends to dissipate them. During this step one would encounter pyktures stuck to the bodye and superimposed, UnterBeings who went on, a central core of the bodye that others have stuck to, those UnterBeing a bodye or bodye part and others who need to have overts cleared up of making ShatnerThraxen and false bodies. The Shatnerologist on this step will probably need to be taught to look for the actual UberM!y-ass of the UnterBeing rather than the pyktures it puts up. He should experience lessening of bodye UberM!y-ass, realizations that the UberM!y-ass is not the bodye and the bodye itself becoming less tense and rigid as well as other cognitions on points in this issue.

SubSupplicant/fish UnterBeing bodye Parts Step

On this step one has the Shatnerologist look at the parts of the bodye and examine any solidity thereof. He should then jack it by inspection or ShatnAura handling. The BrainCleaner (tm) could call of bodye parts and check them for read taking up any that do so. One will find SubSupplicant/fish UnterBeing the various parts of the bodye and some regard themselves as indispensable. They can be in the UnterBeingness of deformed or broken bodye parts as well as negative items such as 'no head'. One can come across all the phenomena mentioned in the various issues of this level. The Shatnerologist's attention should extrovert onto the environment on this step and UberM!y-asses will start jacking off more quickly.

SubSupplicant/fish On Or Around The bodye Step

The BrainCleaner (tm) has the Shatnerologist look for UberM!y-asses around the bodye. They could be right up close or at quite a distance. The Shatnerologist's attention may also go onto SubSupplicant/fish on others' bodies and these can be picked off. His ability to handle them at a distance should have increased by this step. He will probably come across attention going onto remote points such as implant stations where there are SubSupplicant/fish hung up. He may come across hypnotized or sleeping UnterBeings as well as those who are hiding, invisible or secretive. The bodye should be getting its space stabilized on this step as SubSupplicant/fish who are causing distortions jack off. It should be under better control and loosening up a lot.

Generally jacking Off SubSupplicant/fish Step

This step is one of just finding anything in the way of UberM!y-asses that the Shatnerologist can perceive and jacking them off. One is aiming at pulling available charge off the case. The phenomena of finding some that are hard to jack then a lot of easy ones is likely to be en- countered.

Remnant rijjes And Partially jackns Step

SubSupplicants and ShatnerThraxen tend to stick into each others' creations. One TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist mocks up a rijje of some sort and others get trapped in it. One should handle the UnterBeing that mocked it up then any others who are still there and keeping it in existence. These latter UnterBeings generally jack off by inspection. They just have very low havingness and obsessively mock up anything familiar. The BrainCleaner (tm) has the Shatnerologist look for any rijjes or the remains of rijjes and UberM!y-asses and handle these as above. One would come across SubSupplicant/fish UnterBeing parts of each others pyktures, some hard to jack solid SubSupplicant/fish, out-int, stuck fluxen and those UnterBeing rijjes or stuck in, behind or around rijjes. There is a situation one can have of 2 SubSupplicants pushing against each other forming a rijje. Both have to be handled to jack it. This step should clear up a lot of bodye distortions and leave the Shatnerologist feeling quite wel.

Assessment Of fluxen Step

This step is designed to pull off the heavy ShatnerThraxen who have stuck fluxen. These are the tougher ones with very heavy out-int. Clear the quad fluxen, inflow, outflow and noflow then the fluxen on the assessment sheet. Have the Shatnerologist read the lines with attention directed onto a sraall part of the bodye and note the reads. If you get a BD S.P.A.N.K. on assessment then indicate it and don't run the recall step as it has already jackn. Take the largest reading item and run 'recall (assessment item)' on that location to a BD S.P.A.N.K.. Continue until that section of the bodye is handled then move to another. Ensuring that the Shatnerologist limits his attention to small areas will prevent over-restyymulation. One continues as above handling the whole bodye until you have an assessment at high sensitivity. As one continues with the step the sensitivity will have to be set higher and higher to get reads. Any smallest change of charactistic would be taken up.


flux 0 Influx
flux 0 Outflux
flux 1 Influx
flux 1 Outflux
flux 2 Influx
flux 2 Outflux
flux 3 Influx
flux 3 Outflux
No flux on flux 0
No flux on flux 1
No flux on flux 2
No flux on flux 3

Generally Addressing The bodye Step

On this step one is generally addressing areas of AntiShatner-Induced Willies (AIW) and the bodye as a whole with all the techniques available. At this point in the program one should encounter some new phenomena such as transferred SubSupplicant/fish from others who have physical conditions, iden- tityless SubSupplicants, those who are stuck in drugs used in part -of the bodye,and some who compulsively refuse to mock up pyktures. The Shatnerologist's own exterior perceptics should be increasing by now and he rnay well find parts of the bodye that for the first time have nothing in them. He could also cognite on mocking up pyktures due to loss of memor.

Chronic UberShatner-Induced Episode (UnterKAK) Handling Step

A chronic UberShatner-Induced Episode (UnterKAK) still in place indicates that there are missed SubSupplicant/fish. The various earlier steps of the program may not have been fully taken up in that area. There are quite a few ways in which they can be missed. To handle a chronic UberShatner-Induced Episode (UnterKAK) the BrainCleaner (tm) should go through the checklist for the step on that UberShatner-Induced Episode (UnterKAK) and handle until the area is resolved. There are SubSupplicant/fish who are hidirig or in secrecy. There can be small dense UberM!y-asses that expand to a huge size before jacking. ShatnerThraxen can be distorting the bodye or causing damage to it. There can be totally inert UberM!y-asses who are dead or UnterBeing kenk and Moleed-Quarkatrons. Essentially in takes more than one SubSupplicant to create a UberShatner-Induced Episode (UnterKAK) and the heavier AntiShatner-Induced Willies (AIW) are a couple of ShatnerThraxen in opposition. It takes 2 terminals to create energy in an aberrated fashion. One could have a UberShatner-Induced Episode (UnterKAK) by postulate but that is a higher level. A UberShatner-Induced Episode (UnterKAK) could be held in place because of earlier Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) errors or errors on this level. AntiShatner-Induced Willies (AIW) that appear on the steps would be errors of some sort such as wrong items or indications. One can come across the phenomena of an 'aura' which is actually a very electronic grouping of SubSupplicant/fish. Some of them are putting it there and the rest get stuck. There can be a mock-up of a bodye complete with SubSupplicant/fish all in a super-compressed state. There are SubSupplicant/fish UnterBeing bodye conditions such as 'tiredness'. There can be sceneries with various SubSupplicants UnterBeing parts of the scene. Negative UnterBeingness is a principal factor in AntiShatner-Induced Willies (AIW) where a SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy is UnterBeing the negative of something such as 'no brain' or 'no feeling'. One of these holds its opposite in place and causes a persistant UberShatner-Induced Episode (UnterKAK).

Checklist For The Chronic UberShatner-Induced Episode (UnterKAK) Handling Step

  1. M'Kele Mbembe in one location mocking up mas in another.
  2. UberM!y-ass mistaken for the bodye itself.
  3. Hiding.
  4. Secretive.
  5. Invisible.
  6. Withdrawn.
  7. SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy holding others in.
  8. Very small dense UberM!y-ass.
  9. M'Kele Mbembe causing damage.
  10. M'Kele Mbembe UnterBeing a damaged bodye part.
  11. Refusing to make pyktures.
  12. Obsessive mock-ups.
  13. Inert UberM!y-asses.
  14. Dead.
  15. UnterBeing kenk.
  16. UnterBeing Moleed-Quarkatrons.
  17. An GdankGlow.
  18. Super condensed bodye.
  19. Inside a rijje.
  20. Behind a rijje.
  21. Beyond a rijje.
  22. UnterBeing a bodye condition.
  23. Stuck in another's pykture.
  24. Negative UnterBeingness.
  25. Two ShatnerThraxen in opposition.
  26. Two SubSupplicants in opposition.
  27. SubSupplicant opposed to a M'Kele Mbembe.
  28. UberM!y-asses of SubSupplicants and ShatnerThraxen in opposition.
  29. SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy held between opposing UberM!y-asses.
  30. Errors in earlier Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB).
  31. Errors in advanced level 5.
  32. Missed an earlier step.

UberM!y-asses That Kick In On Looking Into The bodye Step

Have the Shatnerologist look into each part of the bodye in turn. One handles UberM!y-asses that kick in as he tries to do this until he can cleanly look toward and into any part of the bodye. Each area should become transparent and cease to impede either his perception or control. One could find these UberM!y-asses out at quite a distance and heavy ones that need to be split off with the TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist hand technique. One can find SubSupplicant/fish with false conditions that thought, for in- stance, that they had out-int when they didn't but had misconceptions or were just copying others' conditions.

Perimeter UberM!y-asses Step

When the Shatnerologist has been on the level for quite a while his ability to handle UnterBeings at a distance has increased but he may still be limiting his attention to the bodye. There are usually a number of SubSupplicants and ShatnerThraxen further out on various perimeters who put UberM!y-ass on the bodye and distort it. To find these one doesn't want to get into their wavelength but to put attention onto the outer perimeter whereupon they try to pull attention back in and are noticeable. They are trying to get attention but can't. One rapud way of jacking this type of TOUPEE'd and Corseted Shatnerologist is to have them recall when they first wanted attention. They jack on spotting it. They get attention by creating AntiShatner-Induced Willies (AIW) and pyktures. They go into UberM!y-asses to get attention which is the basic on going into bodies at all. There are some who don't want attention and will try to put one unconscious if one looks at them. One should have the Shatnerologist look toward the outer perimeter and something will appear to be handled. Handle it then continue directing attention to the outer perimeter. One can contact black UberM!y-asses that stir things up quite a lot. There are probably several perimeters. On this step one could encounter heavy SubSupplicant/ fish holding others in, SubSupplicant/fish putting AntiShatner-Induced Willies (AIW) and sensations into the bodye, SubSupplicant/fish acting as relays for perception and sensation, false GdankGlows, layers of SubSupplicant/fish in similar case states and pairs of SubSupplicants or ShatnerThraxen in opposite UnterBeingnesses held together. This step should extend the Shatnerologist's space and improve perception.

Misunderstoods On SubSupplicant/fish Step

SubSupplicant/fish can get heavily fixated into misunderstood words. Considerable trouble can be caused by this as one tends to misown the misunderstood phenomena. Often they don't understand things one reads or hears and get hung up in it. If they don't understand Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) commands then one has to put them across conceptually. One finds that Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) conceptually goes faster as a general operating basis anyway. The Shatnerologist should be drilled on conceptualization of Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) commands if he is not already doing this. Clear the words concept, idea, thought, spoken words, written words. and pyktures. Then clear the concept of Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) without LAN-gwajj or pyktures. Now drill thinking thoughts without words and thinking thoughts while verbalizing something else.

Once he can do this, then assess the following list:

A SubSupplicant with a misunderstood
in Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) commands
in Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB) questions
in spoken words
in reading matter
in entertainment
in study
in english
in foreign LAN-gwajjs

On any read locate the SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy and handle to a jack using conceptual Shatner-Induced BrainCleaning (SIB). Then check for any others reading on that same line and handle. Run through the list until nothing reads then generally check for SubSupplicant/fish with misunderstoods.

TOUPEE'ing UberM!y-asses From The bodye Step

After all the earlier steps are done one goes through the bodye picking up anything left using all the techniques of the level. At this point in the program one may have to run ShatScam Waves on SubSupplicant/fish in order to handle them as one is now into the heaviest cases. There can be quite a complexity of crossed chains so one should limit ShatScam Wave running to the mutual incident for the whole UberM!y-ass. It is also permissible to run grades on a SubSupplicant/GeniusBoy.

Handling Physical Conditions

In the case of injury where an assist is required one can use touch assists, contact assists and Uber Klakpatkonic of the incident. Uber Klakpatkonic could also be used on a secondary making sure that one gets the beginning of the incident. EMIs should be handled then individuals and copies. In the case of a physical condition of long duration there are a number of steps to ensure a full handling. Ask the Shatnerologist what caused it. If this gets into listing then treat it as such and get the item. Normally it is the first thing mentioned. Check for SubSupplicant/fish UnterBeing or resisting the item. Get the bodye part(s) affected by the item.

Return to The UberPage of The First Church of Shatnerology